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The Conspiracy Theory I can't Explain

  • Dec. 5th, 2008 at 12:14 PM

This is something deep, something that has perplexed me for a long time. There is a conspiracy out there. I can sense it but can't explain it. This feeling was dormant for a while but the recent escalation of related world events has brought this to the forefront of my thoughts once again and made me suspicious. 

These creatures are taking over our lives and we seem to be blissfully ignorant about it. Yes , the DOGS are in the driving seat. You may be thinking "What a ridiculous allegation?!"...Oh no my friends, you have to listen to me. Lets not make the mistake of yester years of rejecting predictions as ridiculous or eccentric. (Remember Marshall McLuhan?) 

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When did this underground movement start...i donot know. I believe it all began way back in 1897 in Great Britain, when the then government was almost toppled for implementing dog muzzling orders. Reports say the dog owner were pissed off but I do not believe that. The dog, as I see it, are way too powerful. I am forced to believe dog were playing backdoor politics and humans, mere pawns.


You think that is just silliness of politics?...Well how about dogs ruling one of human's most hobby or talent viz., music?! His Master's Voice has over 400 stores worldwide and you all know who is the company's icon...yep! Nipper, the dog! You might want to know that the painting, of the dog listening to the phonograph, was rejected/ridiculed by James E. Hough(Edison-Bell company) saying "Dogs don't listen to phonographs". Boy! didn't he make a mistake!  Still hard to believe?!



What about Laika the dog?! The first living creature to go to space on a human made vehicle! It was no experiment or test round by the Soviet scientists...things are much deeper than we think it is. We are living in denial fellas!



My suspicion keeps growing from strength to strength the more I explore. There is need for us to acknowledge the power the dogs wield or we are doomed to obscurity and abandonment. Even the President of the most 'powerful' nation accepts the fact. Did anyone listen to the new president-elect's victory speech
"......Sasha and Malia I love you both more than you can imagine. And you have earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the new White House......"
Many people wondered why talk about a dog in an election speech?! It wasn't surprising to me...I had already seen their grand design. Obama was under tremendous pressure to say those words. The whole world is under siege and as always, we do not see it.

 
Underestimate a dog, you're in trouble! You might want to ask the Chief Minister of Kerala about it. It became a furore not just in Kerala but all over India. I wonder, when was the last time the CM of Kerala drew national attention?! 

Don't be stunned...it was when the first CM of Kerala got elected, a Soviet Union sympathiser, way back in 1957....the same year Laika was sent to space!

Humans are controlling this world is just an illusion. So is dog's "Man's best friend" title. They continue scheming to take over world. Watch out!
 

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[info]mrlnpl wrote:
Dec. 5th, 2008 01:08 pm (UTC)
chetttuuuuiii
sugham thanne alleee....:P!"!!!lol!
[info]vinjk wrote:
Dec. 5th, 2008 01:10 pm (UTC)
Re: chetttuuuuiii
sugam! :D
[info]ashrafsplace.blogspot.com wrote:
Dec. 9th, 2008 05:11 am (UTC)
I agree. Here is my observation:

1. Its raining cats and dogs
2. Working like dog
3. "YOU DOG"
4. Doggie style ;-)
5. DOG is GOD reversed


[info]vinjk wrote:
Dec. 9th, 2008 01:53 pm (UTC)
yea man..there were lots of things that i had to skip for the sake of brevity
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